I recently came back from Phuket and bought two cuffs from the night market over there. Okay, they’re knockoffs of the Hermes Collier de Chien cuff, I’d prefer the real deal, but there’s no way I can afford (or justify) blowing one grand on a cuff.

They’re still pretty decent unless you subject them to scrutiny and they’ll fit right into my extensive collection of pyramid stud accessories.